when u you're sitting on a john and the toilet paper is gone
diarehha, diarehha

when you're chilling in the pool and u feel sumthin cool
diarehha, diarehha

when you're climbing up a ladder and u feel somethin spladder
diarehha, diarehha

when u you're walkin down the street and a heavy leak
diarehha, diarehha

when you're walking down the hall and u feel sumethin fall
diarehha, diarehha

when you're walkin downtown and u feel sumthin round
diarehha, diarehha

when you're out on a dance and u feel sumthin in your pants
diarehha, diarehha

when you're falling asleep and u feel sumthin creep
diarehha, diarehha

when you jump in a bush and u feel sumthin smush
diarehha, diarehha

thanx 4 your cooperation,
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